Coversation between balayya and aish

Hilarious conversation between Balayya and Aishwarya RaiNandamuri Bala Krishna (balayya) desperately wanted to rope in theIndia's sizzling hot actess Aishwarya Rai in his next movie - AmbikaProductions or whatever. So he called up Aish. This is how theconversation happened--balayya: Hello Aishwarya jee, I am balakrishna
Aish: WHO???
balayya: It is me Aish jee, late N.T Rama Rao son. Youdon't know me?
Aish: Which one? I heard he's got almost a dozen ofthem.
balayya: Even I don't remeber which one. Do you read newspapers?
Aish: Yes, I do. why?
balayya: I did shooting last year and it came in all newspapers. It wasshown in TV also
Aish: Oh... So you just started ur career?
balayya: ababa nee yabba. No Aish jee. I mean not film shooting. Gunshooting.
Aish: What???? You shot someone?
balayya: Yes. I shot the producer and one more guy. but i shot in the backseat. So no death happened. You don't worry. I don't shoot heroines
Aish: You shot someone and You still doing films? How come?Aren't u supposed to be in Jail?balayya: hahahaha. kya Aish jee. tum bhi. I said I have mental.but in real I dont have mental. I just acted. very big action.It is in our family.
Aish: What is that in your family? Mental????
balayya: No Aish jee. Action is in our family. in our blood.
Aish: oh!balayya: And they really belived i am mental. hahaha
Aish: You bet. I have already started to believe it.
balayya: what?
Aish: Nothing. You go ahead
balayya: I want u act with me as heroine in my new film.
Aish: Let me see ur pic? where can i see it?
balayya: You go to
http://balayya-jokes-comedy.blogspot.com
and see my pics. I am dancingwith katarnak kaif.
Aish: Yeah. I am there. What do I have to look for?balayya: I don't know. I don't know internet. My director showed me onhis computer
Aish: Oh! Ok I will find myself. By the way it's katrina kaifnot katarnak kaif: But I call ker kathi. It is easy for me.
Aish: You look very short. How tall are u?
balayya: 5'5"
Aish: What?? I am 5'9"
balayya: So what? I wear very high heel shoes. always u dont wear shoes.Problem solve. You acted in one movie with salman no?
Aish: Yeah but he has a great body and u r a fat azz with a big tummy
balayya: Thats not a problem. I never do in-shirt. Always shirt outside only
Aish: Was that a wig u wearing in the pics?
balayya: Yes. I have hair. But not enough for films you know.But don't worry. I have hair all over my body except on head.
Aish: In all my previous movies i ran my fingers through hero's hair? Ican't do that to u right?balayya: No problem. You can do with my chest hair. that way it is romanticalso. My fans like my romance very much.
Aish: Ok. I wanna know u better. tell me about your last film
balayya: Oh. It is a movie called vijayendra varma. Power of Indian.in that I made lot of actions. u shud see that film. i fight with Pakistan.i don't know Hindi no? so i speak telugu with them. they understood.but public did not understand. that’s why it became flop. i wanted toshoot producer gain but already one case was going on no?
Aish: u spoke in telugu with Pakistanis? wow! why youtalking to me in English?
balayya: you very beautiful gal no? that’s why. so when u coming Hyderabad formy film?
Aish: whattttt? do u think i am crazy to do a filmwith you?
balayya: why? how much money u want? my producer will pay anymuch u want otherwise i will shoot him no?
Aish: these days telugu songs are being played in channel V and MTV.what would my friends think about me if they see me dancing with you?
balayya: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
Aish: shut up and go shoot urself.